It doesn't matter what the question is, the answer is pull apart a pomegranate.
-Celeste

I bet a cow could do twenty.
(laughter from all)
That wasn't supposed to be amusing.
-Josh

Marian: I trust Luoi and I trust God
Marian's Dad: In that order?
Marian: (pause....) Yes

If you promise not to crash, I can change my pants.
-Tiffany

Oh good, put the frozen block of ice on Christi's crotch.
And later she'll say she's tired.
-Celeste

We went to the dump today. We want to take you to the dump soon!
-Celeste, to Luoi

I don't want the BVM to be kicked over.
-Celeste

Haven't you ever watched The Comish? Blessed Virgin Mary!
-celeste

Bloody Virgin Mary?
-Tiffany

I need a drink before I talk to the organist.
-celeste

She's playing organ like a bad catholic!
-celeste

Your pajamas must be huge to fit over that bus butt.
- Tiffany to Luoi

She's even more half black than I am!
- tiffany, talking about her sister

We don't have time for pomegranates!
-celeste

Have you ever seen a bat up close? They look like satanic mice!
-celeste