Friday, March 07, 2008

"I smell like an antique store farted on a bag of pot."
~g.l.~ (about his shirt)
"You're not understanding my boobs!"
~a.p. to l.c.~
"Stop smelling my sriracha!"
"My rabbit ate my passport..."
"I drink extra."

Monday, October 20, 2003

"Santa Claus, he looks just like Santa Claus or Kenny Rogers."

"The moral decay of America began with self-serve gas stations."

"You're not always wrong, just when you're not in my bed."

"I love gangrene, because I'm like 'Ooh! Ooh! I know what comes next!'"

"I thought there was just that one kind of love."

Friday, September 26, 2003

"China is work."

"South America has Spanish."

Slick, like Tiffany slick."

Soon to come - 875 reasons why Tiffany & Luoi broke up. (I'm not bitter.)

Sunday, July 20, 2003

"No, any Jack will do."

Sunday, June 08, 2003

"And that's why cats don't eat salad." -LG-
"I'm more popular when I drink." -TG-
"Being a white girl in Oakland makes you want some culture bad." -FG-

Sunday, February 09, 2003

There's nothing else to do but go here or go somewhere else
-Random boy in the Kerry House
Square meat is my favorite flavor!

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

I hate it when I get the plague
It's not beastiality in it if the cat initiates it...
See! Pigs could donate blood to each other!