Saturday, October 26, 2002

It doesn't matter what the question is, the answer is pull apart a pomegranate.
I bet a cow could do twenty.
(laughter from all)
That wasn't supposed to be amusing.
Marian: I trust Luoi and I trust God
Marian's Dad: In that order?
Marian: (pause....) Yes

Monday, October 21, 2002

If you promise not to crash, I can change my pants.
Oh good, put the frozen block of ice on Christi's crotch.
And later she'll say she's tired.
We went to the dump today. We want to take you to the dump soon!
-Celeste, to Luoi
I don't want the BVM to be kicked over.

Haven't you ever watched The Comish? Blessed Virgin Mary!

Bloody Virgin Mary?
I need a drink before I talk to the organist.
She's playing organ like a bad catholic!
Your pajamas must be huge to fit over that bus butt.
- Tiffany to Luoi
She's even more half black than I am!
- tiffany, talking about her sister
We don't have time for pomegranates!
Have you ever seen a bat up close? They look like satanic mice!