"Santa Claus, he looks just like Santa Claus or Kenny Rogers."
-Araka-

"The moral decay of America began with self-serve gas stations."
-Jim-

"You're not always wrong, just when you're not in my bed."
-lb-

"I love gangrene, because I'm like 'Ooh! Ooh! I know what comes next!'"
-bh-

"I thought there was just that one kind of love."
-tg-