Monday, October 20, 2003
"Santa Claus, he looks just like Santa Claus or Kenny Rogers."
"The moral decay of America began with self-serve gas stations."
"You're not always wrong, just when you're not in my bed."
"I love gangrene, because I'm like 'Ooh! Ooh! I know what comes next!'"
"I thought there was just that one kind of love."